Waiting

Keeping up with W appearances, I really have nothing to do. I'm waiting for the laundry to finish, so I decided to post some of the text message conversations that I've had in the past that are memorable.
Note: Not fully accurate, since they were long long ago.
Names: First letter of their name. Since I didn't want names to be mentioned. Not like anyone reads this shiot.

Text Message Convo 1:

A: So, you didn't call last night
Me: yeah, busy.
A: Busy doing what
Me: Basketball. I have practice every Friday night.
A: Soooooo...
Me: Sooooowhat
A: You couldn't call me? Really?
Me: Yeah, busy. Playing basketball.
A: Why not call, before. Or After
Me: Because I didn't think you wanted to talk. (Real reason: Didn't give a shit)
A: Why don't you think I want to talk? Of course I want to talk. Why the fuck wouldn't I want to talk?
Me: What the shit are you getting angry about. My practice was at 11 at night. You had work at six in the morning.
A: Well just call me to say goodnight you stupid fuck. You're such a shitty fucking boyfriend. Go fuck yourself. Really, take a basketball and fuck yourse *end of text
Me: K
A: DON'T YOU JUST FUCKING K MEYOULISTENT OME YOU SHIT. I'm the best girl you'll ever find you snot nose shit. Go find a skank whore to fuc *end of text
*Twenty minutes pass. Taking a shower.
**Phone rings. Beep signifies a voicemail.
***Get out of shower, eat an ice cream bar. One of the healthy ones with no sugar. Throw half of it away. Listen to voicemail:
A: Ok, I'm going to be calm. I'm on my time of the month, so... I'm trying not to FUCking over react, but you piece of shit, why don't you fucking call me. I love you so much baby just call me once and WE DON'T HAVE TO FUCKING YELL AND SHIT YOU FUCKER. Love you!


-Ok, ok, you might think this is an exaggeration, or an over reaction. But this is almost accurate to what happened. Let's just say, when April Fools day came around, her idea of a hilarious prank was to say that she was pregnant, and then not say April Fools until later that day, and then blame me for getting angry, and say how stupid I was to not know it was April Fools day.

Text Message Convo 2:

L: Hey, how are you doing?
Me: Oh, I'm just fine! Guess what, I wanted to tell you something.
L: What's up? : )
Me: So, Like, I know that we can't see each other this week, but I couldn't wait. I have to do it over text... Will you go out with me? I'M SO SORRY FOR BEING CORNY, BUT I JUST COULDN'T WAIT!!!! hahaha
L: Haha. Well, you know, I don't know if I'm ready yet...Really, just give me time. Really! Just a couple days!
Me: Oh, ok. Yeah, no problem.
*Four days pass. Date: 03/06/09
**Text message received while watching The Watchmen (Because I watch the watchmen)
L: Guess what! Today is 369 let's go out! It'll be a fun and cute way to remember how much we love each other!
*I do a blurt of "What the fuck?" The moment after the blue penis hits the screen. People laugh.
Me: What? You waited a couple days just for the day?
L: Lol yeah, had to!
*Had to?
L: Love ya!
*Whatever.

Text Message Convo 3
L (Not the same L from before, a "See me in ten years" Girl):What's up?
Me: Not much, just chillin. U?
L: Wondering what you're doin
Me: Naaaathin. Anything going down with you?
L: Well, it's Thursday, and I don't have shit to do.
Me: Same Same.
L: Did you want to hang out?
Me: Yeah, sounds good.
*Drive to Berkeley. Have a great ass time. Play basketball.
**Text rings
S: So, what are you doing?
Me: Playing basketball
S: Are there girls there?
Me: Yeah, a few
S: So, are you fucking them?
Me: I'm in a gym. Of course I'm fucking them.
S: Hahaha, Are you fucking yourself at the same time?
Me: yeah
S: Lol you're a shit head.
Me: Why do you care, we're not even going out. We haven't even fucking met.
S: Fuck you
Me: ; /
S: Fuck off
Me: -_-
S: Seriously, stop harassing me
Me: Lololol
*Blocks phone number.
906 area code: Did you just block my fucking phone? I called you nine times already, and you didn't pick the fuck up. You're a piec *end of text
906: Serious, you shit head. Answer me.
Call. Voicemail. Call. Voicemail. Call. Voicemail. Call. Voicemail. Call. Call.
906: Please pick up. Please please please please please.
Me: ......................playing basketball
906: Go fuck yourself.
Me: K! \/~^_^~\/

Lesson: Don't get the sugar free ice cream bars. They're not that good, unless it's for your health, then really, try and alter your diet to include those without fats also. Usually the sugar free products have a higher percentage of fat in them, because they want the products to resemble the original great tasting food. But it's better to not eat them at all, get your blood glucose level back to normal, and enjoy a long life.