When did your heart go missing?

No...No.
I can't believe I just titled a post with a Rooney song...

It's a good song though. If you look past the Jonas Brother-esque tone of their music, stupid hair, and sex appeal that is aimed at the 13-17 year old crowd, and really listen to the lyrics, they are actually pretty decent. Meaning comes from the listener, not the composer.

So I gotta talk about someone. God, I have to say that I haven't said anything to anyone about her, but I know that when I do, I'll be like a fat kid whose mom says that they're going to the candystore, but in fact, smothers him because she has Munchhausen syndrome.

I won't say a name. Because if I do, I'll be jeopardizing my chances, like I typically do.
BUT

She's amazing. Like, really. I can say with full belief that I'm correct in my memory, but I have to say that I don't think I've ever said anyone was truly amazshing. But she is. Really is.

The one thing about her is that she makes me laugh. I've had a hard time finding that anywhere. Her sense of humour is literally one of a kind. And the thing is, that it goes along with mine.

Not like the gay jokes I make, like "I want to suck Sisqo's hot dog" Which I found hilarious, but the group of white church go'ers found it unfunny (Probably because they didn't watch the thong song video, with the hot dog. Remember?)
We are able to make fun of one another. Not the shit when two people in a relation say "You're a faggot" and the other says "You're a stupid bitch" And they find that fulfilling.
No
It's stuff like "You playing shmasketball?" It's just stupid shit. I haven't found someone that loves stupid shit while being serious at the same time.

But I think I'm tired of writing about failed relationships and relationships that are about to fail.
Blurg